Dave Gets Boobs is the fourth episode of the second season of Code Monkeys. It is preceded by My Pal Jodie and followed by Valley of the Silicon Dolls.
Plot[]
After another night at the Purple Nipple strip club, Dave becomes concerned about spending a great deal of money to see bare breasts. After Jerry suggests to him that he should get a girlfriend, so he can see breasts for free, Dave rebuffs him and vows to find his own way. He visits the hospital and asks the surgeon Dr. Gupta to give him the best implants for $200. He gains a pair of implants the size of (and made of!) large oranges.
While Dave recovers, GameAVision proceeds as normal, unaware of his plan. Larrity listens and shoots down every request the staff gives him, including a bigger office for Mary, and a pay-raise for Jerry.
Jerry later visits Dave, who is dealing with side effects from his implants including emotional mood swings and taste for soap opera. He eventually reveals his new breasts to which Jerry takes a liking to. Upon his return to the office, everyone else is attracted to Dave's chest as well. Well, everyone except a jealous Clare, an angry Mary, and a confused Black Steve. Larrity, loving the new Dave in more ways than one, gives him a new raise and a bigger office, much to Jerry, Mary, and Todd's chagrin (since Todd owns the biggest room with a full basement).
Todd begins to feel unnoticed and suspect Dave's implants may be the reason, leading him to try different methods to gain attention. He dresses in fancy clothes, shows up naked, and buys a "faulty" Mogwai and a set of parrots, ferrets and snakes. The pets at least allows him to accomplish this and doesn't care if it's a negative reaction, though they do attack him.
Later, Dave starts exploiting the benefit of his breasts, including having people kill each other to do his taxes, and an even bigger cut from Jerry's paycheck. Black Steve offers to take him to dinner, treating his top half as "just another woman", but takes offense when Dave declines. Mary doesn't care what Dave does with his body, but is offended how he is getting special treatment from it; Dave treats this as jealousy. Soon, Larrity hears numerous complaints from the staff and orders Dave to get rid of his implants, but he refuses.
The next day, Dave arrives and is caught in the middle of an intervention full of buxom women, including singer Dolly Parton, who lets him know that large breasts have its own share of problems. However, not even that convinces him. An unexpected distraction from Todd and his pets allows Larrity to a last resort: knocking out Dave and undo his surgery against his will.
Though upset that he's now flat again, his luck is not completely out. He keeps the raise and office, and [technically] gets a date with Dolly, who has shown sympathy for him simply wanting to have his own share of breasts.
As they leave, Todd is moved into the hospital to treat his animal injuries.
Video Game References[]
- Jerry gives Dave a fire flower from Super Mario Brothers.
- There is a poster up for ET.
- A statue of the woman from the atari game X-Man can be seen on Dave's desk.
- Jousts main character is a statue in Mr Larrity's office.
- The title screen for Todd's Quest 4 Attention is based on the title screen of Mortal Kombat 4.
Movie/TV References[]
- Storm Shadow from GI Joe can be seen in the waiting room at the hospital.
- Don't get them wet don't feed them after midnight is a feference to Gremlins. Tod also orders a Mogwai.
- Dave has a Sports Illiustrated Football Phone.
- Revenge of the Jedi and it's retitling is mentioned.
- Todd says the magic words from Army of Darkness.
Music References[]
- Dolly Parton is featured.
- Van Halen, and David Lee Roth are mentioned.
- Wasp and scorpion are referenced as well.