"'No side effects', my foot! WHACHA DONE TO ME, ASS?!"
Larrity's Got Back is the seventh episode of the first season of Code Monkeys. It is preceded by The Take Over and followed by IPO.
Plot[]
During a visit to the hospital, a doctor tells Larrity that his syphilis has cleared up, but then diagnoses him with butthole cancer, a disease which "affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians" at some point in their lives. To prevent him from dying, the doctor suggests they remove his butthole before the cancer can spread. Larrity agrees, wondering what the big deal is, and asks if their are any side effects.
Back at GameAVision, Larrity has become surprisingly nice to everyone, going out of his way to compliment employees, especially Clare, buys a kimono for Clarence ("with the patch in the back for easy access"), and plans to enroll Benny in school. He eventually realizes in horror that without his anus, he has become soft. He gathers the staff in the pitch room, with a hospital drip filled with a rage drug hooked up to his butthole, and asks someone to donate their anus, offering a "certificate of appreciation, worth four percent of [his] respect" to the first person to volunteer. Clarence reluctantly volunteers, but Larrity quickly turns him down. He notices an Asian non-employee, who Todd introduces as Ping, a mail-order bride from Vietnam he passes off as a married wife. With no one else stepping in, he and Dean head to the hospital for an alternative source.
Thanks to some blackmail, Larrity jumps to the top of the donor list, and the doctor offers to give him the buttocks of a black woman who died from an accident during a concert. As he walks back to GameAVision, various construction workers whistle at him, confusing his donated butt for a legitimate one.
Back at GameAVision, Larrity tries to put up a nice front, until Dave starts stacking things on his abnormally large butt. Black Steve enters with his new stereo system, playing a new song by MWA (Motherf***er With an Attitude). Larrity starts dancing uncontrollably, prompting Dave to remark that the butt has a mind of its own. Dean tries to turn off the stereo, but can't because things with more than one button confuse him.
While Larrity continues to make the best of it, Dave continues messing with him until suggesting a "closer look" at the situation. Larrity reveals his new big black ass before becoming sick again. After being rushed back to the hospital, an ass doctor informs him that his big black ass is being rejected by his white body, slowly killing him. At this point, it has to be replaced with a more compatible one in the next 24 hours or he will die. Larrity asks Dave for help but refuses. Todd steps in and suggests acquiring a new butt from a Vietnamese Black Market with Ping's help. Larrity accepts, saying that he will make Todd vice president for GameAVision if the transaction is successful.
Todd later spots Ping massaging Dave and, seeing this as infidelity, challenges him to a duel. He unexpectedly wins by knocking Dave out, though he is a little disappointed in the anti-climatic outcome.
Thanks to Belicovision's interference, the transport carrying Larrity's new ass is destroyed and, with no other option, he brings Dave into the hospital and undergo the transplant before he wakes up. While the process is successful, though it turns out Dave's butt somehow has Herpes, he offers Dave anything he wants for his "assistance". Dave, who now has an ass of a dead cheerleader, simply asks that Todd does not become vice president. Larrity approves, but decides to hold off the news until Todd and Ping return from their honeymoon.
Todd, meanwhile, later finds Ping massaging Black Steve and his friends and, despite expressing disappointment for her "unfaithfulness", allows her to do as she pleases.
References[]
- In Todd's fantasy where both he and Larrity die, Dave performs a Norse Funeral which was practiced by Viking age Scandinavians.
- Ebony & Ivory, which appears on the headline when Larrity promotes Black Steve is a number one single performed by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder in 1982.
- Wookie in a Wheelchair from the episode E.T. is seen in the waiting room when Larrity returns to receive his Big Black Ass.
- Dean rides Falkor from The Neverending Story in his "dragon dream" about Larrity dying.
- Dr. Asshat's video explaining Larrity's diagnosis is a nod to Pac-Man.
- The artist that did the song Larrity dances to in the episode is called M.F.W.A. This is most likely a reference to gangsta rap group N.W.A, which was popular in the late 80s and early 90s, best known for their album Straight Outta Compton.